January 2012
7 posts
“Emotional unfaithfulness is the same as actual unfaithfulness.”
“Allah says,
Take one step towards me, I will take ten steps towards you. Walk...”
– Hadith Qudsi
Boys are like toilets. They are vacant, occupied, out of order, or full of shit. That is why it’s called BOYLET: BOY + TOILET!
“After awhile you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining...”
– Veronica A. Shoffstall
“Girls, better start searching for guys who have goals, ambitions, and crave...”
December 2011
5 posts
“The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.”
– Isak Dinesen
“what else do you expect of me as a girlfriend,
when i am already the jealous...”
“Just promise me one thing, promise me that when you pick the boy you’re really...”
– One Tree Hill (via eletheowl)
November 2011
7 posts
“sometimes it’s love..
but sometimes, it also may be just the chase…...”
“we never really grow up. we only learn how to act in public.”
“God wants you to know … that all is well.
What could you not accept, if...”
“If it doesn’t break your heart, it isn’t love.”
– Switchfoot
“if i ask you out, please always say yes.”
“…And then, take yourself out dancing to a club where no one knows you....”
– Tanya Davis, How To Be Alone
October 2011
9 posts
“Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ;)”
“A woman can cry for those who used to make her strong.
A man only cries for the...”
An atheist professor of Philosophy was speaking to his class on the problem Science has with GOD. He asked one of his new Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
i don’t think anyone’s really ready for anything
“If a man treats his woman like a princess then it is proof that he was well...”
“I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and I fashioned her...”
– on how God created women..
Every once in a while, there will come an especially powerful moment when you can actually feel that an experience has changed who you are.
Embrace these, even if they are painful.
September 2011
5 posts
“Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will...”
– Unavoidable Laws of the Universe
“A woman’s desire for revenge
outlasts all her other emotions.”
– Cyril Connolly
“all i want to do is hold your hand…”
– Beatles
“I’d rather look back at my life and say ‘I can’t believe I did...”
August 2011
2 posts
“I miss you like a retard misses the point.”
“goodbye is just hello in reverse.”
– ;)
July 2011
4 posts
I’m tempted to say something bitchy, but I’m afraid your pea-sized brain won’t get it.
“You look like you’ve been mugged, and the first thing they stole was your class.”
“Looks grab you. But it’s personality that holds you.”
between what you want and what you need….
June 2011
4 posts
“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”
“Before you start a war, make sure you know what you’re fighting for.”
“Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way.”
May 2011
7 posts
“Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you hate me I’ll always be...”
– William Shakespeare
“Mirrors don’t lie.
Be happy it ain’t laughing at you.”
“A person hates you for one of three reasons:
1. They wanna be you
2. They hate...”
– #DamnThisQuoteIsTrue
“i’ve got a secret…. :)”
“‘BED GRAVITY’
An irresistable force that draws you back to bed, or toward any...”
– http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Chris Hemsworth is my new Vin Diesel+Chad Michael Murray ♥♥
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein